A conversation that perfectly depicts exactly how shitty our lives are.
Snake: Hello there. What did u do today?
Me: I turned into a snake and hissed at a bunch of preschoolers trapped inside grown men's bodies, listened to self obsessed retards moan on about their petty problems, broke two pairs of slippers on the same day and got shoe bite. Oh! and I watched axe ur ex on the day of the world cup finals! So yes, truly an emotionally fulfilling day and u?
Snake: Ummm... I ate icecream and fantacized about spainiards and shakira.
